How can I kill a small parrot without anyone knowing?

problem killing parrots ninjas of avian world. due high level of intelligence, have learned use tools. these tools used carry out assasination missions penguins. so, if threaten parrot, say, trying kill it, or being mean it, take insult honor. parrots known strict code of honor, , offense honor must resolved blood. observe every move, learn insignificant habits, , when has memorized you, strike. fast, lethal, , silent. brother walk room , weep @ sight of parrots work, never know own pet capable of such savagery. so, best advice can give move high mountains. live alone ten years. in ten years, must train body deadly weapon. family assume worst , mourn death, must internalize pain , lonliness , use harden cool , deadly killer. cold of mountains companion. howl of wolves comfort. , then, when have erased of weakness, come down mountain, face parrot. but, because brother has such short attention span, have sold parrot, gone college, , married fine young woman, has taken place female in brothers life. years of sorrow pain, , work come fruition. must slice pinky finger of brothers wife off, , wear symbol of sacrife, , new place leader of family.

so bro got new parrot used beat friends , never talk he's playing parrot talking taking out walk tells loves him kisses gets me jealous there away kill out him knowing

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